Article Archive for March 2010
Forget diamonds- I’ll take a ruby. Well, a Specialized Ruby Comp anyway.
As you know, I have been riding my husbands road bike. The more I rode and especially the farther I rode the more …
By Darrin Keller
I thought I would share my own version of 24. Unfortunately I didn’t get to shoot anyone and I didn’t have to hack any Closed Circuit security systems but it was still …
Why is it that a gentle push from a friend is so much less irritating than one from your spouse? Well it is too me anyway. Darrin often suggests that I go for a ride …
This “salad” is what made my Father-in-law to coin the phrase “Jammy Salad”. The definition of which is a “salad” that contains any or all of the following: Cool Whip, mayo, Miracle Whip, Jell-O, cookies, …
By Jennifer Christiansen
There’s National Lost Sock Day, National Return Shopping Carts to the Market Month, and even National Lumpy Rug Day. And while I enjoy a haphazardly strewn floor covering as much as the next …
I was having a rough day. I know, a shocker for a stay at home mom of three (4 if you count Darrin). I blame 4th grade homework for my sour mood. When Darrin came …
Mile 11–I guess. I stop. I think. I cry some more. Two fat girls run by. I think they are cute. I would give them a snack. Maybe the Vanilla Gu I had. I’ve already had one. Tastes like chunky stale f’ng milk. But, I eat it instead of sharing. They walk by not knowing what I am thinking.
Faster than me. Bitches.
These are the favored cookies in our family. My husband has been known to make the 2 hour drive to his parents house in order to have these fresh baked by his mom. These babies …
By Colette Marx
So, I try to be a patient mother. Sometimes when you have 9, 7, 5, and 3 year old boys all under one roof, life gets interesting! My dad has told me from …



















